Can’t-miss proposition
Okay, guys, I’m here to do you a virtual financial favor.
Sell me short. I mean it. We are talking dot-bomb-level overvaluation here.
(If I just lost you—short-selling is having somebody loan you a bunch of shares in a company whose stock price is due for a dive. When the dive happens, you buy the stock at the lower price, pay your loan back, and pocket the difference between the prices. Minus fees, of course.)