An Incident, in lolcat
We hadn’t seen Third Goth in quite a while, but this morning there was An Incident that ran something like this (allowing for PG-13ing of language):
Third Goth: O HAI THAR
Dream: WHO R U?
Third Goth: IM IN UR YARD, CHASIN UR BIRDEEZ
Dream: NO WAI!
Third Goth: WAI!
Didi: NO WAI!
Third Goth: WAI!
Dream: DO NOT WANT.
Didi: I made u a cookie, Third Goth, but I—
Dream: DO NOT WANT!
Didi: ‘k, DO NOT WANT. Sheesh.
Third Goth: EFF U!
Dream: EFF U 2!
Third Goth: I chase moar birdeez nau, kthxbye.
Dream: ??!!!!!???
Third Goth came up to me as I left the house to go to work, and purred and rolled as long as I would consent to give pettinz. Third Goth howled after me when I finally said I had to go.
I wouldn’t mind adding Third Goth to the Goth menage, but Dream would kill me.