I confess

I am the Annoyed Librarian. Come the heck on, people, didn’t you all suspect already? There ain’t nobody in this here biblioblogosphere more annoyed than I am.
Library school? All over it. The stupid job-shortage lies? Oh yeah. Technology uberhype? Annoys me past reason. Pointless ALA shenanigans? I’ve expended more verbiage on that than anybody, and I don’t even belong to ALA.
You knew. ’Fess up. You all knew all along (because hey, writing styles like mine aren’t a dime a dozen, you know?) and you’ve just been humoring me.
Jenica, Michelle, Rochelle, Laura, just give it up. Poseurs. You can’t out-annoyed me. I practically invented annoyance!