‘Geekery’ Archive

7 Novembris 2005

Happy geek

So the smart-camp folks I was involved with as a wee sproglet are doing yet another research study. (One of the things they don’t really emphasize about smart camps is that they’re constantly used for research guinea-pigging. Each time I went to smart camp, one night of camp was set aside specifically for us to guinea-pig for the education researchers.)

I’m all “up with research!” so I filled out their lengthy survey. (I expect I’ve got some smart-camp readers, so I won’t mess up the researchers’ results by talking about the study’s subject matter.) Lo and behold, they sent me $15 at -m-z-n.c-m as a thank-you. Nice of them.

I thought about Weighty Library Tomes, but I haven’t indulged my inner geek-child for quite some time, so I let smart camp pay for half the cost of the Firefly DVDs instead.

Happy geek am I. I dig that show.

(And no, nobody needs to know what my seventh-grade SAT scores were. Yes, I could have gotten into college on the strength of them, but so what?)

30 Septembris 2005

Sigh

All the cool kids are going to see Serenity. And I’m not. Because public transportation around here sucks beyond belief, especially on weekends.

Sigh.

25 Iulii 2005

More on The Factory

Mike picks up on a lot of things I didn’t about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I can’t believe I forgot about the lockout (that was dead obvious, wasn’t it?), but I could never have come up with the sharp analysis of the children that he did. The comments are sharp too, saving my own.

Another thing does occur to me in passing: the way in which the children and their parents are set at each other’s throats by Wonka’s framing of the visit as a zero-sum game. The Beauregarde-Salt moment takes on a new sort of intensity, as do the sundry oneupsmanships among the parents. Note that Wonka himself is off-limits as a game piece, having set himself above the game; any attempt to approach him directly (I am thinking of Mr. Salt and Ms. Beauregarde particularly) fails.

That ruthlessness deriving from the game rules sounds all, all too familiar.

17 Iulii 2005

The factory

Move over, Michael Moore. There’s a more subversive director in town, and his name is…

Tim Burton.

I don’t care what anybody else says. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory isn’t about candy. Nor about cute woobies who look like pirates. Nor, ultimately, about children (though, hey, I appreciate Dahl’s unvarnished take on childhood as much as anyone, and I dearly loved the Beauregarde-Salt moment and wish it had been followed up on).

Er, if you don’t want to know what this movie is about, you probably want to stop reading this post now.

Right. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? The Tim Burton movie? Is about labor, abuse thereof.

I don’t need to do a close-reading on the Bucket establishment and how labor exploitation made it the way it is; that’s clear enough. (I’m definitely amused by the toothpaste factory hiring Mr. Bucket back at an advanced salary to fix a machine that did the work Mr. Bucket used to do at a crap salary. Heh. Nice hit at automation and computers. Perhaps straight from the book, too; I honestly don’t recall.)

Nor I don’t need to comment on Mr. Salt’s legions of low-paid pink-clad panopticonned women, neither.

Of course the Oompa-Loompas don’t exist; Mr. Teavee is quite right about that. They can’t exist. They’re the perfect worker. They’re all identical, so none of the friction caused by clashing egos and ladder-climbing and all that jazz. They live on a byproduct of the factory, so they’re cheap. They’ve been rescued from (what they considered to be) squalor, so they’re infinitely loyal. They’ll do whatever Wonka wants, from rowing galleys (wow, that was just… blatant) to arranging to have his guests offed in sundry unpleasant ways while singing and dancing to spare him the blame. And they don’t have to sign consent forms to be used as experimental subjects.

Not to mention that they’re foreign. Outsourcing, anyone? Mm-hm.

And then there’s the squirrels. Highly-trained, my fanny—what squirrel needs to be trained to open nuts? Wonka is simply taking advantage, binding the mouths of the kine and so forth. Where else is a squirrel going to work?

As for young Charlie (spoilers ho!), he is faced with the same choice tons of American workers face: your job, or your family?

You can watch the whole movie this way, and in fact I recommend it.

I knew this reading was something the crew intended when the camera got close on a pair of scrapbook pages near the end of the movie. You’ll know ’em when you see ’em, yep yep.

The odd thing is, I think Dahl would have loathed this reading, and loathed the movie because of it. But it works beautifully. I tip my hat to Burton and August. Love a good bit of subversion, I do.

30 Aprili 2005

Normal in Bloomington

You wouldn’t think I’d be glad about getting up at 4 in the morning on a Saturday, sitting on buses for an ungodly number of hours, and slugging it out with a DVD player that won’t display elapsed time. But I am glad. Very glad.

At about 2:40, I peeked out from the little A/V booth to a sea of empty chairs. “Eh,” I said to David, “looks like about 30 people. If we’re lucky we hit 50.”

Five minutes later, lovely and accommodating librarian Karen Moen peeked through the door to announce gleefully “We’ve got 70!” And I’m guessing we ended at close to a hundred. Didn’t have to turn anybody away, which was lovely.

You guys will laugh, given my previous A/V tribulations, but despite the DVD player’s incapacities, this was the smoothest presentation I’ve ever managed. I only interrupted the talk with a misapplied un-mute button once. Go me.

Questions, as usual, were plentiful and excellent. We donated a copy of David’s book, which became a door prize as the library already owns it (and, I’m told, it’s checked out). I was personally quite tickled when it went to a man whose question to David showed that he knew a bit about language.

I also wish I’d gotten a picture of the very earnest young lady (ten years old, maybe?) copying down everything David had written on the whiteboard. Such people remind me of David, and I think the world could stand a few more like him.

It was a good time. Sorry y’all missed it; it’s been a long day and I don’t have the spare vocabulary to describe it properly.

Home tomorrow, after another ungodly number of bus-hours. Even so, there are many, many worse ways to spend a weekend.

ETA: Just got an email to let me know that the final count was (get this) 141! W-h-e-w. I would not have guessed. And the follow-up Pantagraph article is online, too.

28 Aprili 2005

Interview with David

Bloomington-Normal’s daily newspaper has an interview with David up, pending his talk on Saturday.

Enjoy!

26 Aprili 2005

Saturday talk: Bloomington, Illinois

I’m a little late on this one, but that’s just as well; I had the date wrong until David straightened me out just now.

He’ll be speaking at the Bloomington (Illinois) Public Library this Saturday, April 30, at 3 pm. As far as I know there’s no advance notice necessary; I expect the movie furor has died down enough (finally!) that that’s no longer needed.

So if you’re in the area, c’mon out and say hi. As usual, I’ll be there mucking up the A/V.

24 Aprili 2005

Future archivists of the galaxy unite

David, in a fit of morbid curiosity, took Star Wars II: Clone Wars out of the video store. He invited me to watch it, warning me that one 20-second scene would leave me howling with wrath.

Now, I can’t possibly manage to express how badly this movie sucked. It sucked beyond any conceivable expression of pure unadulterated suckitude. The “romantic” leads were stunningly horrendous, both of them, not to mention that it is an utter waste of such screenwriting talent as George Lucas has (and, baby, that ain’t much) to try to give Harrison Ford snark to Ewan McGregor, who utterly lacks the snark gene. (Nice-looking guy, decent actor, quite believable as a proto-Alec-Guinness—but no, I repeat, no snark anywhere in him.)

The music sucked. The extras sucked (with a couple of exceptions). The cinematography often sucked. The plot sucked. The screenplay sucked beyond belief. How many more ways can a movie possibly suck?

To be scrupulously fair: The costumes did not suck. (I quite liked all but one or two of Natalie Portman’s and the new Naboo queen’s getups.) The design of ships and aliens did not suck. The kid playing Boba Fett conspicuously failed to suck (especially compared to the whiny bratling playing Anakin in movie one). Christopher Lee and Ian McDiarmid also conspicuously avoided sucking. (Actual acting, involving decent line-readings. Wow. What a strange thing to have in a George Lucas movie.)

I did surprise David, though, by not howling at the 20-second archivist scene, which anybody who knows me and has seen the movie has probably guessed was the scene David was referring to. I mean, this is George “never met a stereotype he didn’t cling to like grim death” Lucas here. Of course his archivist is going to be a clueless, vinegary spinster.

What had me howling (as David will attest) was the Vast and Galaxy-Shaking Importance pinned to (*gasp*) Something Missing From The Archives. If I’d rolled my eyes as hard as that howler warranted, I’d have rolled them right into the next county. Sheesh.

11 Aprili 2005

Up for auction: A Gateway to Sindarin

The Friends of the SLIS Library hold a silent auction every year, proceeds to benefit the library; this year’s auction has just gotten underway on the fourth floor of Helen C. White Hall.

At my instigation, David donated a copy of A Gateway to Sindarin, stipulating that the winning bidder may have it inscribed in the Elvish language of his/her choice.

The current bid is $15. If the bidding starts to approach the book’s retail value, we’ll consider throwing a couple-three more into the mix. If you’re local and you’re interested, please come and bid!

(Lots of other nifty stuff to bid on too. Come even if you don’t want the book!)

1 Aprili 2005

Wow, that took effort

Bloglines has added a new language. You can read about it on their news blog, too.

I hate to think how much time somebody spent on that…